n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via dickzahoy)

cramp:


i am the most annoying person to text

cramp:

i am the most annoying person to text

(Source: cramp, via g-iggle)

zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

(via sniffing)

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(via ruinedchildhood)

phobias:

relahvant:

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry 

life sucks when you’re not dating me

(via fake-mermaid)

“aw that sucks :(”

me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(Source: gothicqueer, via sniffing)

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

image

i want to dip my hands in it

(via gnarly)

condorn:

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

(Source: condom, via sniffing)